{"id":2329,"date":"2015-04-02T22:37:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-02T22:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zrstest.zrs.hr\/index.php\/2015\/04\/02\/mujo-i-svedanka\/"},"modified":"2015-04-02T22:37:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T22:37:00","slug":"mujo-i-svedanka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/2015\/04\/02\/mujo-i-svedanka\/","title":{"rendered":"MUJO I \u0160VE\u0110ANKA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<span lang=\"EN-US\">Sjedi Mujo u avionu, treba da putuje u Las Vegas, a do njega prazno sjediste.<br \/>\n\t&nbsp;U posljednjoj minuti pred polijetanje ulazi prelijepa plavusa i sjeda<br \/>\n\tna to prazno mjesto.<br \/>\n\tMujo sav sretan pokusava da po\u010dne neku konverzaciju i pita: &#8211; Ako<br \/>\n\tnisam dosadan, zasto letite za Vegas? Idete na odmor?<br \/>\n\t&nbsp;&#8211; Ne, idem na seminar o seksualnoj edukaciji. &#8211; Zaista? &#8211; Da, da,<br \/>\n\tdrzim predavanje o seksualnim stereotipima.<br \/>\n\tNa primjer, smatra se da su Englezi nezainteresirani za seks, a to su<br \/>\n\tnaj\u010des\u0107e Norvezani.<br \/>\n\tPredrasuda je, zatim, da su Francuzi najbolji ljubavnici, jer su to u<br \/>\n\tstvari Grci.<br \/>\n\tIli, kaze se da su Talijani najobdareniji, a u stvari najve\u0107i imaju<br \/>\n\tameri\u010dki Indijanci&#8230; ah, &nbsp;ali bas sam dosadna, samo pri\u010dam o svom<br \/>\n\tpredavanju, a nismo se ni upoznali&#8230; Vi ste?<br \/>\n\t&#8211; <strong>Vinetu. Vinetu Papadopulos<\/strong>, drago mi je &#8211; odgovori Mujo <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sjedi Mujo u avionu, treba da putuje u Las Vegas, a do njega prazno sjediste. &nbsp;U posljednjoj minuti pred polijetanje ulazi prelijepa plavusa i sjeda na to prazno mjesto. Mujo sav sretan pokusava da po\u010dne neku konverzaciju i pita: &#8211; Ako nisam dosadan, zasto letite za Vegas? Idete na odmor? &nbsp;&#8211; Ne, idem na seminar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2330,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hahander","category-zrs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}