{"id":2533,"date":"2012-12-11T10:18:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-11T10:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zrstest.zrs.hr\/index.php\/2012\/12\/11\/profa-matematike-i-mali-perica\/"},"modified":"2012-12-11T10:18:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T10:18:00","slug":"profa-matematike-i-mali-perica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/2012\/12\/11\/profa-matematike-i-mali-perica\/","title":{"rendered":"Profa matematike i mali Perica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<span lang=\"AF\">Jedan od onih profesora matematike &nbsp;&scaron;to vole re\u0107i:<br \/>\n\t&#8211; &quot;Samo Bog zna za 5, ja znam za 4, a vi, u najboljem slu\u010daju,<br \/>\n\tmo\u017eete dobiti 3&quot;, odlu\u010dio je iznenaditi klince, pa im zadao<br \/>\n\tneobi\u010dan zadatak, otprilike ovako:<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Zamislite da ste, sa jo&scaron; 25 putnika, u autobusu, koji se kre\u0107e<br \/>\n\tbrzinom 60 km\/h, pravac jugozapad,temperatura je +20 &deg;C, pored<br \/>\n\tputa te\u010de potok u kome je temperatura vode +14&deg;C, &scaron;oferu fale<br \/>\n\t2 prednja zuba, i subota je&#8230; Koliko ja imam godina?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tU razredu, naravno, muk, profa se pobjedni\u010dki smije&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\tMali Perica di\u017ee 2 prsta.<\/p>\n<p>\tProfa (cini\u010dno): &quot;Ajde&#8230;&quot;<br \/>\n\tPerica: &quot;Vi imate 44 godine.&quot;<br \/>\n\tProfa: &quot;Bravo! Kako si pogodio?&quot;<br \/>\n\tPerica: &quot;Pa jednostavno&#8230; Kod nas u selu ima jedan Mika, on ima<br \/>\n\t22 godine i svi ka\u017eu da je polu-idiot.&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jedan od onih profesora matematike &nbsp;&scaron;to vole re\u0107i: &#8211; &quot;Samo Bog zna za 5, ja znam za 4, a vi, u najboljem slu\u010daju, mo\u017eete dobiti 3&quot;, odlu\u010dio je iznenaditi klince, pa im zadao neobi\u010dan zadatak, otprilike ovako: &quot;Zamislite da ste, sa jo&scaron; 25 putnika, u autobusu, koji se kre\u0107e brzinom 60 km\/h, pravac jugozapad,temperatura je [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2534,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hahander","category-zrs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2533\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}