{"id":3632,"date":"2018-12-09T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-09T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zrstest.zrs.hr\/index.php\/2018\/12\/09\/programer-mujo-u-banci\/"},"modified":"2018-12-09T15:22:00","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T15:22:00","slug":"programer-mujo-u-banci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/2018\/12\/09\/programer-mujo-u-banci\/","title":{"rendered":"Programer Mujo u banci"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tProgramer Mujo ulazi u banku i tra\u017ei da mu isplate 200 eura.<\/span>

\n\tSlu\u017ebenik pripremi novac, pru\u017ei mu formular:<\/span>

\n\t– Potpišite ovdje…<\/span>

\n\t"Ne\u0107u ja ništa potpisivati."<\/span>

\n\t– ?! … Ali bez potpisa nema isplate.<\/span>
\n\t"Ne mere, jel ? Odo onda ja u drugu banku.
\n\tOde Mujo preko puta u drugu banku."
\n\t"Dajte mi 200 eura."
\n\t– Evo, potpišite ovdje…
\n\t"Ne\u0107u ti ja ništa potpisivati. Babo mi je rek'o da ništa ne potpisujem."
\n\t– ?! … Jeste li vi Bosanac ?
\n\t"Jašta!!!"
\n\tSlu\u017ebenik uzme \u010deki\u0107 ispod šaltera i mazne Muju po glavi:
\n\t– POTPIŠI OVDJE, JEBO TE OTAC BLESAVI!!!
\n\tPotpiše Mujo.
\n\t– Izvolite. 50, 100, 150, 200.
\n\tIza\u0111e Mujo i sretne slu\u017ebenika iz prve banke.
\n\t– I? Jeste li dobili pare?
\n\t"Da."
\n\t– Bez potpisa???
\n\t"Jok, potpis'o."
\n\t– Pa, što niste kod mene potpisali?!
\n\t"Eee, pa niste mi objasnili…"<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Programer Mujo ulazi u banku i tra\u017ei da mu isplate 200 eura. Slu\u017ebenik pripremi novac, pru\u017ei mu formular: – Potpišite ovdje… "Ne\u0107u ja ništa potpisivati." – ?! … Ali bez potpisa nema isplate. "Ne mere, jel ? Odo onda ja u drugu banku. Ode Mujo preko puta u drugu banku." "Dajte mi 200 eura." – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hahander","category-zrs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3632\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}