{"id":3672,"date":"2018-12-01T08:43:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-01T08:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zrstest.zrs.hr\/index.php\/2018\/12\/01\/ulazak-u-novu-godinu\/"},"modified":"2018-12-01T08:43:00","modified_gmt":"2018-12-01T08:43:00","slug":"ulazak-u-novu-godinu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/2018\/12\/01\/ulazak-u-novu-godinu\/","title":{"rendered":"Ulazak u novu godinu"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n\tVra\u0107a se tip ku\u0107i mortus pijan s do\u010deka Nove godine na Karibima i ušulja se u krevet pokraj \u017eene, kad ugleda pored sebe nekog \u010dovjeka u bijeloj haljini.<\/div>\n
\n\t– Tko si ti?<\/div>\n
\n\t– Sveti Petar.<\/div>\n
\n\t– Pa šta sad, je l' sam ja sad mrtav?<\/div>\n
\n\t– Da.<\/div>\n
\n\tEee, pa nemoj tako nisam se ni pozdravio sa \u017eenom i djecom, vrati me nazad da se lijepo pozdravim i oprostim!<\/div>\n
\n\t– Dobro, ali mogu te vratiti nazad samo u obliku zmije ili kokoši.<\/div>\n
\n\t– Ne\u0107u u obliku zmije poplašit \u0107e se i \u017eena i djeca, hajde bi\u0107u kokica.<\/div>\n
\n\tPretvori ga Sveti Petar u kokoš i vrati na zemlju. Ide on tako prema svojoj ku\u0107i kad odjednom naleti na pjetla.<\/div>\n
\n\t– Opa, nova koka u kraju?<\/div>\n
\n\t– Da, ali nije mi nešto dobro, osje\u0107am da \u0107u puknuti…<\/div>\n
\n\t– Nemoj mi pri\u010dati da nikad nisi snjela jaje? Nemaš brige, samo se opusti i sve \u0107e i\u0107i kako treba…<\/div>\n
\n\tOpusti se on kad op, iza\u0111e prvo jaje. Tip sav sretan i bla\u017een što je osjetio materinstvo, kad opla, iza\u0111e i drugo jaje.Tip sav sretan i usplahiren po\u010dne vrištati od sre\u0107e.<\/div>\n
\n\tNatr\u010di se on i snese i tre\u0107e jaje kad odjednom osjeti jak udarac u glavu i glas kako vi\u010de na njega:<\/div>\n
\n\tUstaj pi… ti materina pijana, sereš po krevetu…<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vra\u0107a se tip ku\u0107i mortus pijan s do\u010deka Nove godine na Karibima i ušulja se u krevet pokraj \u017eene, kad ugleda pored sebe nekog \u010dovjeka u bijeloj haljini. – Tko si ti? – Sveti Petar. – Pa šta sad, je l' sam ja sad mrtav? – Da. Eee, pa nemoj tako nisam se ni pozdravio […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3673,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hahander","category-zrs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}