{"id":517,"date":"2007-11-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-24T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zrstest.zrs.hr\/index.php\/2007\/11\/24\/iz-zivota-darovitih-informatcara\/"},"modified":"2007-11-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-24T00:00:00","slug":"iz-zivota-darovitih-informatcara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/2007\/11\/24\/iz-zivota-darovitih-informatcara\/","title":{"rendered":"Iz \u017eivota darovitih informat&#8217;\u010dara"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<span style=\"font-size: 11px;\">Do\u017eivio informati\u010dar brodolom i na&scaron;ao se na pustom otoku. Dani, mjeseci su prolazili i vidi ovaj da ga nitko ne\u0107e spasiti po\u010dne on graditi nekakvu kolibu. Slo\u017eio on sebi kolibu, i ono fino zaspao&#8230; Kad ujutro se probudi a iznad njega stoji \u017e\u017e\u017eenska, ono plavusha, sisata, vitka &#8230; i ka\u017ee ona njemu:<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8211; &quot;Ajde ti dodji kod mene ja sam tu s druge strane otoka.&quot;<br \/>\n\tDo&scaron;li oni kod<br \/>\n\tnje kad vidi on, velika ku\u0107a, sve sre\u0111eno, &scaron;tednjak, fri\u017eider&#8230; Pita on nju:<br \/>\n\t&#8211; &quot;Pa otkud ti sve to?&quot;<br \/>\n\t&#8211; &quot;Ma to sam sve pokupila s broda prije nego &scaron;to je potonuo&#8230;&quot;<br \/>\n\tU\u0111e on unutra, ona njega fino nahrani&#8230; Ka\u017ee mu neka se istu&scaron;ira, kao ono ima ona i toplu vodu &#8230; bojler na generator&#8230; Istu&scaron;ira se on, iza\u0111e van a ono \u017e\u017e\u017eenska skine grudnjak pa gachice &#8230; i ka\u017ee muu:<br \/>\n\t&#8211; &quot;E sad \u0107u ti dati ono &scaron;to \u010deka&scaron; ve\u0107 6 mjeseci.&quot;<br \/>\n\tA informati\u010dar \u0107e:<br \/>\n\t&#8211; &quot;Nemoj me zezat da ima&scaron; i internet!!!&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\tOvim putem karaokice bez iskustva \u017eele od e-srca sretan ro\u0107kas <strong>DUM-DUM Karlu i Alenu<\/strong>, <em>ali i upozoravaju sve brodolomce na svu raznovrsnost mogu\u0107ih komunikacija i bez Interneta.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do\u017eivio informati\u010dar brodolom i na&scaron;ao se na pustom otoku. Dani, mjeseci su prolazili i vidi ovaj da ga nitko ne\u0107e spasiti po\u010dne on graditi nekakvu kolibu. Slo\u017eio on sebi kolibu, i ono fino zaspao&#8230; Kad ujutro se probudi a iznad njega stoji \u017e\u017e\u017eenska, ono plavusha, sisata, vitka &#8230; i ka\u017ee ona njemu: &#8211; &quot;Ajde ti [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":518,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zivot-clanova","category-zrs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zrs.hr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}